Stoner Ramblings

Three Days, 22 Strains in Amsterdam

February 13, 2017

Visiting Amsterdam Coffee Shops

Back in 2012 I fulfilled a lifelong dream of visiting Amsterdam. While on a solo trip through Europe, I spent three days power walking from coffeeshop to coffeeshop looking at as many strains as possible and picking up grams of only the best. I ended up smoking ~22 grams of herb and 2 grams of hash in those days + a space cake.

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Strain Review

Chiquita Banana by Utopia Farms – The World’s Strongest Cannabis Strain?

January 28, 2017

Strain: Chiquita Banana

Genetics: I’ve seen a couple different reports of the strain’s actual lineage, including OG Kush x Banana and OG Kush x Skunk Haze

Type: Hybrid

Dispensary: Sparc, San Francisco

Chiquita Banana, grown by Utopia Farms, made headlines last year when High Times and other publications named it one of the Strongest Marijuana Strains in the World. 

It’s said to consistently test around 30-33% THC – quite an impressive number. But to be honest, I never put too much stake in test results. I’ve seen the same batch of flower test all over the board from different labs. The real test for me is putting some in my lungs.

Check out the full Chiquita Banana strain review below.

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San Francisco

Best Dispensaries in San Francisco

January 17, 2017

One of my favorite weekend activities in San Francisco is rolling up some joints, grabbing my camera and heading to a new neighborhood to explore.

From The Mission and Haight-Ashbury, to Nob Hill and SOMA, each neighborhood comes with unique vibes and a new pool of amazing restaurants, bars, shops and, of course, dispensaries to dive into.

And now that I’ve lived here for nearly a year, I feel like I can confidently name a few of the best dispensaries in San Francisco. 

Here’s my list of go-to’s. These are in no particular order, but they’re always the first menus I check when I’m hunting for new flavors.

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